Darkroom

Masculum Plumbum

Verily, I say unto you: As effortlessly as the purgatory prima ballerina twirls, I pirouette your vile insults off of me.

For I am the Master Choreographer of My life, and your criticisms are immobilized by my greatness.

The only critic that is of relevance is the inner critic, and He testifies to my sublimity.