Morning Delusions of a Vegan Carnivore

An assertion was made during breakfast regarding your devotion to veganism while I was eating My ham and eggs–I couldn't help but to laugh in your hypocritical face.

How can you claim this when you've yet to deny MY meat?

Savor me.

Swallow me.

Digest me.

Let the salcacious juices trickle down your greasy little mouth you carnivore!

Vegan. HA! Yeah right.